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DEWEY> Late at night when you'r sleeping, that's when Malcolm comes a peepin'! You better watch out you better beware or Malcolm'll see you'r underwear! 1,2,3,4 Malcolms at you'r bedroom door! (New Neighbours)***
LOIS> Now remember! No throwing ice, no flicking butter at the ceiling, no sticking gum under the table & no eating gum already stuck under the table! (Dinner Out)
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MALCOLM> Cougars don't just blow up!
REESE> As near as I can figure, I did it with my mind!
MALCOLM> Reese, that's insane!
REESE> I wouldn't talk to me like that if I were you! (Casino)
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STEVIE> What is that?
MALCOLM> I don't know, all I can identify are pieces of carrot & I don't know, i think they're Skittles!(Shame)
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LOIS> Boys, I need to speak to you'r father alone!
REESE> So you have a bedroom, we're eating!(Hal Quits)
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REESE> Anyone want my baked potato? It's kinda burnt!
HAL> Reese, we aren't having baked potato! (Robbery)
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DEWEY> Is Reese a girl now?
MALCOLM> No Dewey, he's a lady!
REESE> Shut up!!
MALCOLM> Sorry Ma'am! (The Bully)
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MALCOLM> Aren't you the one who wanted a feud?
REESE> Malcolm, you know I don't think things through! (New Neighbours)
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MALCOLM> Don't you ever get tired of making their lives miserable?
REESE> Nope! Besides, I want them to remember who's boss! When they're living in their mansions with their super model wives, they're gonna know, the guy who cleaned their pool kicked their ass! (Therapy)
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REESE> Mum doesn't Malcolm have to wear his nose plug for his sinuses?
LOIS> Oh that's right!
MALCOLM> I forgot it!
LOIS> Well you just be very careful then!
REESE> Don't worry, here it is!
LOIS> Oh thank you Reese! (WaterPark)
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REESE> You look so adorable! You know what I love about Medievel week, is that you can spot the Krelboynes from super-far away & they jingle when you hit them!
HAL> Reese, leave you'r brother alone....although you are asking for it! (Therapy)
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MALCOLM> You beat up kids coz they call me a weirdo?
REESE> Well, the last kid he was a freak neWayz so he was in NO position to throw out names! (Red Dress)
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REESE> Mmm sprinkles...aren't those you'r favourite Malcolm?
MALCOLM> I'm rubbing my butt on you'r pillowcase(Evacuation)
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MAN> Oh look at you three, what are you?
MALCOLM> A beat up HillBilly!
REESE> Just give us the candy!
MAN> I bet you'r a ghost!
DEWEY> I'm a marshmallow! (Halloween Approximatly)
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LOIS> I've only got enough for 1 pair, you boys'll have to share!
MALCOLM> But Reese isn't wearing any socks!
REESE> I'm not sticking my socks in those nasty shoes! (Bowling)
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MALCOLM> You don't have any friends!
REESE> Mum told you, you were never aloud to talk about that! (Mini-Bike)
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REESE>If you're not allowed to put a squirrel in you're locker they should put up a sign. I'm not psycic, I can't read minds! (Mini-Bike)
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